
Welcome to dating and profile coaching for real people trying to navigate the wonderful, confusing, occasionally ridiculous world of modern dating. Whether your profile needs help, your texts need a second opinion, or you just need someone to help you figure out what the hell is going on—we'll work through it.
Based in New York City • Virtual dating & profile coaching available nationwide.
Maybe you're getting the wrong matches. Maybe you're getting no matches. Maybe you've rewritten your bio 47 times. Maybe you're staring at a text wondering what it means. Or maybe you're just thinking: What am I doing wrong?!
Photos, photo order, bios, prompts and the overall impression your profile is giving people.
Messaging, texting, first dates, boundaries, dating etiquette, red flags, patterns and the situations making you want to throw your phone.
No giant program required. Tell me what's happening and we'll figure out what might not be working and what to do next.
Screenshots and texts can only tell us so much. Sometimes we need boots on the ground.
If you're local, we'll grab a friend, go undercover, drag your butt out with us, and see what the hell is actually going on out there.
Consider it real-life dating fieldwork — Queens style.
(NYC Tri-State area only — unless you want to cover our flights. Then we’ll talk.)
Complete review and refresh of one profile: photos, order, bio, prompts and overall presentation.
We'll improve two profiles while making sure each one works for the specific app you're using.
Bring the profile, screenshots, texts, weird date story or whatever dating chaos you need help sorting out.
Additional apps: $60 each.
Dating, relationships, friendships, men, women, apps, ridiculous stories, life—and whatever the hell else comes up. No scripts. No pretending we have it all figured out. Just real conversations and very little filtering.
The date from hell? A dating-app disaster? Something so unhinged your friends are still talking about it? Shoot me an email. Want to come on and tell it yourself? Even better. Prefer to stay anonymous and let us tell it? We can do that too.
Tell Us Your Dating Story